i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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