Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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