He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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