It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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