Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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