You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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