Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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