More tranny stories later!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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