dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Is this like a preordered booty call?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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