you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
foreskin is a definite game changer
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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