He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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