aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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