Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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