I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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