covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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