Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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