Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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