Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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