Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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