haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Holy sore nipples Batman
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
