Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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