dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i believe in u and ur pee
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
