You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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