i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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