just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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