Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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