WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
