Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Barsexuality is the new black.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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