I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
