i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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