oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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