Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Christians are straight up FREAKS
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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