i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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