Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
