Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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