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I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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