I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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