Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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