people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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