..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
