So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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