I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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