I smell stomach acid.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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