Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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