So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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