You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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