How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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