As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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