That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Panties = found
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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