There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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